Nebula 1 Oliver & CO

Nejeden z nás někdy zatoužil proletět se vesmírem, zvlášť pokud mu bylo méně než 10 let. Možná kdyby tehdy dostal vzorek parfému s názvem Nebula 1, okamžitě by si svůj plán na vesmírnou cestu rozmyslel. Naivně jsem si myslela, že již nikdy žádná tekutina skrývající se ve flakonu, nerozhoupá můj žaludek víc, než nechvalně proslulý Secretions Magnifiques. To jsem se ovšem přepočítala. Měl mě asi varovat nekonečný seznam ingrediencí ve složení. Vesmír je nekonečný, ne? No tak tam dáme všechny dostupné složky. A proletíme se. V rámci úsporných opatření vás však nepošlou do vesmíru v raketě, ale v sáčku od vysavače. Ten strčí do kovové trubky, zapálí pod váma plynový hořák a pak už vám jenom zamávají, však vy si nějak poradíte.

Na ten prach si člověk zvykne, ale ta zima…Skafandr smrdí gumou, no jasně, že není opravdickej, je to kostým e E-bay za 6 dolarů, jak jste si toho mohli dole nevšimnout? Začíná vám být jasný, že zemřete krutou smrtí, sice originální, ale nikdo vás u toho nenatočí na youtubko, takže se to na Zemi ani nikdo nedoví!!! Stojí to za ten pěknej pohled na mlhovinu?

Odpověď je na vás. Upřímně si neumím představit nikoho na této planetě, kdo by se tímhle dobrovolně navoněl. Sned jen někdo, kdo se při otázce: “Už víš, čím budeš, až budeš velký?”, nemohl zaboha rozhodnout, jestli teda kosmonaut nebo popelář.

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